burke: unabridged curriculum vitae

burke (1999-present)

floor crawler (1999-2001)

breakfast champion (1999-2002)

hand to mouth eater (2000-2002)

literal plant sitter (2001-2002)

spirited motion picture fan (2002-present)

x-mas show stage performer (2003-2004)

juvenilia producer (2003-2016)

metal foil sculptor (2005-2007)

dog walker (2006-2015)

beholder of accurate time observation (2007-present)

amateur tin whistle player (2008-2011)

photographer (2008-present)

aspect ratio connoisseur (2008-present) 

street sweeper (2009)

experimental filmmaker (2010-present)

exhibiting artist (2012-present)

poleberry scholarship participant (2014)

actor (2015-present)

writer of unpublished short stories and essays (2015-present)

dodgeballer (2016)

field notator (2017-present)

metal gear solid 2: sons of liberty completionist (2017)

assistant to art teacher (2017-2018)

dog track workboy (2018)

animation student (2018-2020)

sound recordist (2019-present)

visual art student (2020-2023)

ball dropper (2023-2024)

ball bouncer (2023-present)

manufacturer of “important nonsense” (2024-present)

wet shave enthusiast (2024-present)

advertising model (2024-present)